Archive for March, 2009

March 31st, 2009

Where Deep Throat Has Nothing to Do with Watergate

The day is finally here! Kickoff day (Suckoff day?) for the Blow Hard Tour 2009! Down and dirty Smut Girl Sommer Marsden (affectionately known as the “Dirty Cocksucking Instigator” here at The Green Light District) gets us started at her blog today, March 31, 2009.

As announced a couple weeks ago, this blog tour is twelve days devoted to, well, blowing hard by some of us who love giving head. Each day the tour will take up residence at a new blog where there will be story snippets, anecdotes, and/or simply exhilarated extolment all dedicated to a love of the blow job.

And one lucky sucker — I mean, reader — will win a special prize package from the Instigator herself. (See photo above!)

Here again is the schedule:

March 31 Sommer Marsden
April 1 Alison Tyler
April 2 Dakota Rebel
April 3 Erobintica
April 4 Cora Zane
April 5 Heidi Champa
April 6 EllaRegina
April 7 Marina St. Claire
April 8 Emerald (Me!)
April 9 Kristina Wright
April 10 Isabel Kerr
April 11 Neve Black

So head (heh heh) over to Sommer’s today, and be sure to stop back here April 8 for my day to blow!

Love,
Emerald

“I only hope that I won’t disappoint you when I’m down here on my knees…”
-Sarah McLachlan “Sweet Surrender”

March 30th, 2009

Up at Ruthie’s Club!

My story “Is Not Gold” is featured at Ruthie’s Club (pay site/subscription required) this week, complete with a lovely illustration!

Ruthie’s Club is fond of last names, so my story there is published under the name “Emerald Green.” :) (This is also how I will be listed in the author archives.)

As I said when I announced its acceptance there, this is my first appearance on the Ruthie’s Club site, and I am very excited about it. Big thanks to Ruthie’s Club and specifically editors Desdmona Dodd and P.I. Rockwell, as well as artist Nina for the beautiful illustration!

Love,
Emerald

Their clothes all came off this time, landing in a stack beside them. They ignored the bench as he all but threw her to the ground. . . . He drove into her, fiercely, as if he could force things through the power of their fucking to be the way he wanted them to. Harder and harder he fucked her, her wails sounding animalistic in the primal woods, birds murmuring around them, in sympathy he liked to think.
-from “Is Not Gold”

March 26th, 2009

These Boots Were Made For…

Okay, I know these really don’t have much to do with anything (well, they could have to do with sex — see post title — but they literally just arrived, so they don’t quite yet), but I am so in love with them that I just wanted to, well, post pictures of them on my blog.


Aren’t they amazing? I’ve gotten little done tonight because I just keep staring at them….

Xoxoxo,
Emerald

“Whose bed have your boots been under, and whose heart did you steal I wonder, this time did it feel like thunder baby?…”
-Shania Twain “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?”

March 20th, 2009

A (Delightful) Little List

I have a few upcoming publication announcements I am very excited to make:

First, I have received word that my story “Is Not Gold” is scheduled for publication in the March 30 issue of Ruthie’s Club! This will be my first appearance at Ruthie’s, and I am really looking forward to it.

Also, I received word today that the lovely Oysters & Chocolate erotic has accepted my story “The Only Ones” for publication tentatively scheduled for June. I will make an announcement, of course, when that goes live!

And since I’m writing about all this upcoming excitement, here is a reminder that Swing! Adventures in Swinging by Today’s Top Erotica Writers, edited by Jolie du Pre and containing my story “What We Do,” is due out next month!

Xoxox,
Emerald

March 18th, 2009

Come Live Vicariously!


In case you missed it or somehow just did not already know, lots of us love blow jobs. No, I mean giving them. So to appropriately salute our adoration of giving head, dirty cocksucking instigator Sommer Marsden has organized a tour for us that will shine the spotlight of honor on the glorious art of the blow job. (Um, sorry, that’s blog tour. Hence the “vicariously” part of the title of this post.)

The Blow Hard Tour of 2009 is coming to a blog near you (actually if you’re reading this, coming to a blog where you already are) starting March 31. The schedule is as follows:

March 31 Sommer Marsden
April 1 Alison Tyler
April 2 Dakota Rebel
April 3 Erobintica
April 4 Cora Zane
April 5 Heidi Champa
April 6 EllaRegina
April 7 Marina St. Claire
April 8 Emerald (Me!)
April 9 Kristina Wright
April 10 Isabel Kerr
April 11 Neve Black

Twelve days devoted to sucking, slurping, licking…well, I probably don’t have to go into any more detail. But I will if you come back on April 8!

;)

Love,
Emerald

“When the working day is done, oh, girls, they wanna have fun, oh girls just wanna have fun…”
-Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”