May 1st, 2009

Galactic Hero

Walt Disney World Diversional Extravaganza — Installment 3

After riding the Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin… I received the title of Galactic Hero from Buzz Lightyear himself.  To achieve such a rank, you must score 999,999 points over the course of the ride.  800,000-999,998 gets you the title of Interstellar Rabbit or something.  999,999 gets you Galactic Hero!  999,999 is the most points you can get.  The two previous times I rode it, I got 32,550 and 122,500 and thought myself awesome then… but nay, nay!  Galactic Hero!

I figured the people wouldn’t believe me… so I took a picture to prove it!

That’s right… Galactic… F-ing… Hero.

Today is also Emerald’s birthday.  Happy Birthday Emerald.  Tonight she will be honored with a delicious dinner and sex with a Galactic Hero.

Happy Birthday, dear.

7 Responses “Galactic Hero”

  1. Erobintica says:

    Happy Birthday Emerald!!!

    Wow, dinner and sex with a Galactic Hero.

    “To infinity & beyond!” ;-)

  2. Happy Galactic Heroic Buzzing Birthday!!

  3. Cora Zane says:

    Happy, happy birthday, Emerald!

  4. Marina says:

    Happy Birthday to YOU, Emerald!!!

  5. Wow, I am SO impressed. I think I scored 4 when I rode the Disneyland counterpart.

    Happy Birthday, Emerald and you, too, Rick. Do you have a special ritual at midnight to “pass the baton” on birthday celebrations.

    I hope they’re both FUNTASTIC!

  6. Emerald says:

    Thank you everybody, so very much. I am blushing that you all came by and took the time to wish me happy birthday. :)

    And Donna, I so hear you. No exaggeration — my score was 1700 one of the times we rode the Buzz Lightyear ride. Feel free to compare that to the score Rick mentions. I think the highest I got was around 19,000 or something. I don’t remember what category that put me in, but I don’t think the word “hero” was anywhere in it. :)

  7. Lol, no, but they did try to be polite and encouraging, right?

    I’m more of a character princess dress kind of Disney-goer, anyway!

Submit a Comment
All Fields Are Optional